Squeezing Gas From Turnips

 

by Kerry Thomas

May 17, 2007

 

 

There’s an old saying that goes “you can’t get blood from a turnip.”  Our Democrat-controlled legislatures in Madison and Washington have all but forgotten this old phrase.

 

Just this week, Congress announced it plans to vote on a $2,900,000,000,000.00 budget.  They plan to spend $2.9 Trillion of our money for us next year.  This, after they completely abandoned any attempt to pass a budget this year.

 

Meanwhile, a national AP story out of Merrill reported that our benevolent State was considering suing the BP oil company (on behalf of Wisconsin consumers) because one of it’s stations offered a discount on gasoline prices.  Seems discounting gas prices violates the spirit of Wisconsin’s 1930’s-era Unfair Sales Act (Ch 100.30 Wis Stats), also known as the Minimum Markup Law, a law which was supposed to protect consumers from “unfair/predatory pricing” (discounts) by legislating a minimum markup on retail prices.  (Just another example of an omnipotent legislature in action.)

 

The outcry over this story was so great that it prompted the President of the Wisconsin Petroleum Marketing & Convenience Store Association to issue a subsequent press release explaining that the state of Wisconsin did not stop any gas stations in the Wausau/Merrill area from issuing discounts.  The Department of Agriculture, Trade & Consumer Protection did mail gasoline retailers in the area an explanation of Wisconsin’s Unfair Sales Act, “in order to answer questions, respond to complaints, and to inform new owners of the law.”  No official action was taken against any stations in the Wausau/ Merrill area.  There was neither an official investigation nor any enforcement activity taken against any retailer in the Wausau/Merrill area.

 

With regard to fuel pricing, Wisconsin’s Unfair Sales Act requires gasoline retailers to mark up their prices by either 6% over their cost or 9.18% over the average posted terminal price from the retailer’s wholesaler.  If your local retailer pays $3/gallon for gas, he has to, by law, charge you a minimum of $3.18/gallon for that gas.

 

Let’s not forget the extra excise and other taxes we pay to our governments for our gas.

 

The federal government tacks on an extra 18.2¢ per gallon in excise taxes and another 9.2¢ per gallon in other taxes (total 27.4¢ per gal).  The state of Wisconsin adds 30.9¢ per gallon in excise taxes and another 2.0¢ per gallon in other taxes (total 32.9¢ per gal) to the price we all pay for gasoline.  That adds up to 60.3¢ in taxes on every gallon of gasoline we buy.

 

As of May 14, 2007 the nationwide average retail price at the pump for all grades of gasoline was $3.143/gal.  If we subtracted Wisconsin's minimum markup factor (17.79¢) and the taxation factor (60.3¢), our pump price would be just $2.36/gal.

 

[UPDATE May 21, 2007 – The nationwide average pump price has jumped to $3.258/gal.  Wisconsin’s minimum markup factor on this figure would be 18.44¢]

 

It’s time we demanded our legislators repeal Wisconsin’s Unfair Sales Act – at least on gasoline.  It would be a start.  They tried to repeal the law in 2005 but the bill got hung up in bureaucratic legislative committees.  And now our Legislature is on vacation until after summer.

 

I guess when the government talks about alternative fuels, they’re talking about squeezing gas from us turnips.