Spare the Rod, Spoil the Congress

 

by Kerry Thomas

March 28, 2007

 

 

We’ve all seen movies where one poor character keeps getting picked on, put down, and generally beaten up through the whole movie.  Then, almost at the end, there comes the moment of truth.  We watch with hopeful anticipation, as this meek character finally finds his courage, balls up his fist, and punches the privileged bully right on the nose.  The audience cheers.

 

Americans cheer for underdogs.

 

In 2001, when Republicans won the White House and retained control of the Congress, Rush Limbaugh said, “The adults are back in charge.”  After witnessing the shame of the Clinton presidency, we thought we once again had elected representatives who had matured beyond adolescence.  As a wise parent would do, we allowed our Congress to make mistakes, in the hope that they would learn from their mistakes, and not repeat them in the future.

 

As voters, it was and is our responsibility to watch over our public servants in Congress, to admonish them when they go too far, and to hold them accountable for their actions.  Absent such accountability, members of Congress become little more than spoiled children.

 

Today’s elitist leftists, most of them Democrats, are behaving like spoiled children.  They’re exhibiting no self-control.  They rant and rave senselessly when they don’t get their way.  And when they are confronted with a difficult situation, as is now the case in Iraq, their solution is to pick up their ball and go home.

 

Spoiled children have little concept of money, how it’s earned, the true cost of things, and who foots the bill for all their reckless spending.  The same can be said for the Democrats in Congress.  Years ago, Wisconsin’s liberal Congressman David Obey was quoted as saying “A few million here, a few million there, pretty soon we’re talking about real money.”

 

Liberal Democrats believe that all of life’s problems can be solved by throwing money at it.  Your money.  Every answer they give to a problem involves spending your money for you.  They will never admit that most of the problems they’re trying to fix have their root causes in previous government fixes to problems.  Witness the problems with today’s HMO’s, which were Senator Teddy “Chappaquiddick” Kennedy’s solution to how you would pay for your medical care.  Of course, Teddy didn’t have such worries.  He relied on his family’s trust funds (and later, you, the taxpayer) to pay for his medical care.

 

The latest waste of your tax dollars can be found in a bill Congress calls H.R. 1591Making Emergency Supplemental Appropriations for FY 2007.” This is the bill that is supposed to fund the military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. But it goes way beyond that simple objective.

 

The total amount originally requested for this bill was $115,397,000,000.  This amount includes $105,770,00,000 for the Department of Defense and $9,627,000,000 for other agencies and programs.

 

By the time this bill came out of the House (by a vote of 218-212) it had swelled to $142,609,000,000, an increase of $27,212,000,000 over what was originally requested.  The House approved $120,567,000,000 for the Department of Defense, and $22.042,000,000 for other agencies and programs.

 

The House added more than $22 billion in pork products to your bill.  Make no mistake.  It’s your bill.  You’re the ones who are paying for this “emergency” spending.  And because it’s an emergency supplemental, this money does not count against the federal budget deficit.

 

Just a few of the highlights of this pork:

Hurricane Livestock Indemnity Assistance:  Provides $25 million to the Secretary of Agriculture to “resume the 2005 Hurricanes Livestock Indemnity Program to provide additional compensation to livestock producers” in the area declared a disaster area related to Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, to those who suffered losses in excess of the maximum amount of assistance authorized under the indemnity program.  The total amount of assistance that an eligible producer may receive for additional livestock losses may not exceed twice the maximum amount of assistance authorized under the program.

Irrigated Crop Assistance:  Provides $15 million for assistance in connection with losses for 2005 and 2006 weather conditions, to producers with respect to irrigated crops in the area declared a disaster related to Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. 

Hurricane Citrus Program:  Provides $100 million to provide assistance to citrus producers in the area declared a disaster related to Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, who suffered losses in excess of the maximum amount of assistance authorized under the 2005 Hurricanes Citrus Program. 

NASA:  Provides $35 million to NASA, under the “exploration capabilities” account, for “expenses related to the consequences of Hurricane Katrina.”  The bill also provides that of amounts previous appropriated to NASA, $48 million may be used to reimburse hurricane-related costs incurred by NASA in FY 2005.

Corps of Engineers:  Provides $1.3 billion to Corps of Engineers for continued repairs on the levee system in New Orleans.

Small Business Administration:  Provides $25 million to the SBA for additional funding to carry out the Disaster Loan Program.

FEMA:  Provides $4.3 billion for disaster relief at the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), $4 million of which is to be transferred to the Office of the Inspector General.  The bill extends from 12 months to 24, the time frame in which FEMA can provide funds to pay for utility costs resulting from the provision of temporary housing unties to Hurricane Katrina evacuees.  In addition, the supplemental would eliminate the state and local matching requirements for certain FEMA assistance (in connection with Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, Wilma, and Dennis) in the states of Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, and Florida, and provides that the federal portion of these costs will be 100%.

Office of Inspector General:  Provides $10.2 million for the Office of Inspector General for “necessary expenses related to the consequences of Hurricane Katrina and other hurricanes of the 2005 season.”

K-12 Education Funding for Hurricane States:  Provides $30 million to Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama for recruiting and compensating teachers and principals in schools affected by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, for the implementation of “high-quality formative assessments,” and the “establishment of partnerships with nonprofit entities with a demonstrated track record in recruiting and retaining outstanding teachers and other school leaders.”

Higher Education Funding for Hurricane States:  Provides $30 million in assistance to institutions of higher education located in a disaster area related to the 2005 Gulf of Mexico Hurricanes.

HUD Indian Housing:  Provides $80 million in tenant-based rental assistance for public and Indian housing under HUD.

Crop Disaster Assistance:  Provides such sums as necessary in agriculture assistance to producers experiencing crop losses in 2005, 2006, or 2007 due to bad weather.  Farmers experiencing losses in more than one year would be required to choose only one year for which they wish to receive loss compensation.  A large portion would be provided in the form of direct payments to agriculture producers who experienced more than 35% crop loss in expected production.  The payment would be 50% of the market price.  Producers would not be eligible for these payments if they had failed to purchase available crop insurance.  The bill ensures that these disaster payments would not exceed 95% of a crop’s worth in the absence of hurricane destruction.

Livestock Assistance:  Provides such sums as necessary to provide compensation for livestock losses in 2005, 2006, and 2007, due to a disaster, including wildfire in the state of Texas and other states and blizzards in the states of Colorado, Kansas, Nebraska, New Mexico, and Oklahoma.  Cattlemen experiencing losses in more than one year would be required to choose only one year for which they wish to receive loss compensation.

Livestock Indemnity Payments:  Provides such sums as necessary to make livestock indemnity payments to producers on farms experiencing livestock losses due to hurricanes, floods, anthrax, and wildfires in the state of Texas and other states, and blizzards in the states of Colorado, Kansas, Nebraska, New Mexico, and Oklahoma.  Cattlemen experiencing losses in more than one year would be required to choose only one year for which they wish to receive loss compensation.  Payments would be not less than 30% of the market value of the livestock on the day before their death. 

Spinach:  Provides $25 million for payments to spinach producers that were unable to market spinach crops as a result of the FDA Public Health Advisory issued on September 14, 2006.  The payments would not exceed 75 percent of the value of the unmarketed spinach crops.

Emergency Conservation Program:  Provides $20 million for the cleanup and restoration of farmland damaged by freezing temperatures during a time period beginning on January 1, 2007 through the date of enactment. 

Milk Income Loss Contract (MILC) Program:  Provides $283 million for payments under the MILC program, to extend the life from the program for one year, through September 30, 2008.  MILC provides payments to dairy farmers when milk prices fall below a certain rate.  Although the MILC program expired at the end of FY 2005, Congress authorized a two-year extension in the Deficit Reduction Act of 2005, which is set to expire at the end of FY 2007 (September 30, 2007).

Peanut Storage Subsidies:   Provides $74 million for peanut storage payments, to extend these payments through 2007.  The Peanut Subsidy Storage program, which is set to expire this year, pays farmers for the storage, handling, and other costs for peanuts voluntarily placed in the marketing loan program.  Under the storage program, the Credit Commodity Corporation pays a storage fee of $2.71 per ton, per month, plus a one-time $35 per ton handling fee for peanuts placed in the marketing loan program.

Aquaculture Operations:  Provides $5 million for payments to “aquaculture operations and other persons in the U.S. engaged in the business of breeding, rearing, or transporting live fish to cover all or a portion of the economic losses incurred by the operation or person as a result of the emergency order issued by the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service on October 24, 2006, prohibiting the importation of specified species of live fish from Ontario and Quebec, Canada, and the interstate movement of these same species of fish from New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Minnesota, or Wisconsin to outbreaks of viral hemorrhagic septicemia.” 

FDA Office of Women’s Health:  Provides $4 million for the Office of Women’s Health at the Food and Drug Administration.

National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA):  Provides $60.4 million for the National Marine Fisheries Service under NOAA to be distributed among fishing communities, Indian tribes, individuals, small businesses, including fishermen, fish processors, and related businesses for assistance to “mitigate the economic and other social effects caused by the commercial fishery failure, as determined by the Secretary on August 10, 2006.” According to the Committee Report, this funding is to be used to provide disaster relief for those along the California and Oregon coast affected by the “2006 salmon fishery disaster in the Klamath River.”

Rescinding Homeland Security Funding:  Rescinds $89.8 million in funding that, according to the Committee, “would have lapsed in FY 2006 if it were not for a provision in the 2007 Appropriations Act allowing it to remain available through FY 2007.”

Wildland Fire Management:  Provides a combined $500 million for the Bureau of Land Management and the U.S. Forest Service “urgent wildland fire suppression activities.” 

Avian Flu:  Provides $969 million for the Department of HHS to continue to prepare and respond to an avian flu pandemic.  Of this funding, $870 million is to be used for the development of vaccines.

Secure Rural Schools Act (Forest County Payments):  Provides $400 million to be used for one-time payments to be allocated to states under the Secure Rural Schools and Community Self-Determination Act of 2000.  This program provides a funding stream (known as forest county payments) to counties with large amounts of Bureau of Land Management land, in order to compensate for the loss of receipt-sharing payments on this land caused by decreased revenue from timber sales due to environmental protections for endangered species.  The authorization for these forest county payments expired at the end of FY 2006, and counties received their last payment under the Act in December 2006. 

LIHEAP:  Provides $400 million for the Low-Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP).

H5N1 Vaccine Compensation:  Provides $50 million to compensate individuals for injuries caused by the H5N1 vaccine, which is a flu vaccine.

Payment to Widow of Rep. Norwood:  Provides $165,200 to Gloria W. Norwood, the widow of former Rep. Charlie Norwood (R-GA), an RSC Member, who passed away last month.  In the Emergency Supplemental Appropriations Act of 2005 (H.R. 1268), Congress provided $162,100 to Doris Matsui, the widow of former Rep. Robert Matsui.

Capitol Power Plant:  Provides $50 million to the Capitol Power Plant for asbestos abatement and safety improvements.   

Liberia:  Provides that money appropriated for FY 2007 for the Bilateral Economic Assistance program at the Department of Treasury may be used to assist Liberia in retiring its debt arrearages to the International Monetary Fund, the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development, and the African Development Bank. 

NTSB Lease:  Amends a provision in the continuing resolution, which provided $78.9 million for the National Transportation Safety Board, Salaries and Expenses, to “include amounts necessary to make lease payments due in FY 2007 on an obligation incurred in 2001 under a capital lease.”

Other policy provisions in this bill:

 

Minimum Wage Increase:  Increases the federal minimum wage from $5.15-per-hour to $7.25-per-hour over two-plus years—a 41% increase.  Yields $16.5 billion in private-sector costs over five years.         

 

Mariana Islands:  Applies a federal minimum wage to the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands and increases it steadily until it matches the new $7.25 mandate for the 50 states.

 

Tax Increases and Shifts:  Implements several tax increases and shifts, including: denying the lowest maximum capital gains tax rate for certain minors and adults, extending the suspension of interest payments due to the IRS, and adjusting the deadlines for corporate estimated tax payments.  Costs taxpayers $1.380 billion over the FY2007-FY2017 period.

 

If you’ve read this far, is there any possibility you could think Americans are under taxed?  All these programs were included in this EMERGENCY spending bill.  Clearly, Congress is spoiled rotten.

 

In addition, this bill usurps Executive powers to conduct war, mandating a date certain for withdrawal of U.S. military forces from Iraq:

 

Funds Withheld:  Withholds 50% of the funds appropriated by this bill for the Iraq Security Forces Fund, the Economic Support Fund (except for the U.S. Agency for International Development’s pro-democracy funds for Iraq), and International Narcotics Control and Law Enforcement until the President has made the required certification above.

 

Withdrawal from Iraq:  If the President is unable to make the above certification by October 1, 2007, or if the above report indicates that the required conditions in Iraq have not been met, the Secretary of Defense would have to commence the withdrawal of the Armed Forces from Iraq and complete such withdrawal within 180 days.  Even if the President makes the required certification, the troop withdrawal from Iraq would have to begin by March 1, 2008, and be completed within 180 days.  Funds in this Act or any other Act would be immediately available to fund the withdrawal.

 

Prohibited Return to Iraq:  Once the withdrawal from Iraq is complete, U.S. Forces could not be sent to or retained in Iraq for any purpose except for certain diplomatic and training missions, or limited, targeted special actions. 

 

Conservatives don’t believe in violence.  But they do believe in self-defense, self-control and disciplining children.  When just a slap on the wrist doesn’t do the job, it’s time to take Congress to the woodshed and administer a good whippin’.

 

 

 

My thanks go to the staff at the Republican Study Committee and the staff of Congressman Jeb Hensarling (R-TX) for their work in compiling this information.