October 9, 2009
Other unbelievable headlines you might have missed in all the
confusion today:
Barack Hussein
Obama Makes Sun Rise In The West
Shocking
Discovery! Obama found to be real winner of first argument ever! (Cain vs.
Abel)
ITS OFFICIAL: OBAMA
AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
Obama Becomes
First Human Canonized While Alive
OBAMA FINDS CURE
FOR H1N1 FLU VIRUS! RECEIVES DOCTOR OF THE YEAR AWARD
Obama
Singlehandedly Wins Wimbleton Doubles Championship
Obama new world
Ping Pong champion
OBAMA BEATS
MUHAMMED ALI IN FIRST ROUND KNOCKOUT
NEWS FLASH: Obama
wins Tour de France.
BREAKING: 0bama
wins BCS and other bowl games played/to be played for the next 4 years
BREAKING: Obama
swims the English Channel... LENGTHWISE
BREAKING: Obama
Creates Two New Universes
BREAKING: Uranus
Renamed Obama
BREAKING: Obama
Parts Red Sea, Egyptians Drowned.
BREAKING: Obama's
Image Cleary Visible on Shroud of Turin
OBAMA TAPPED TO
REPLACE HOLY SPIRIT IN TRINITY -- Pope order massive basilica redecoration
project
Obama creates
world in three days
BREAKING: Dan
Brown announces sequel to Da Vinci code. 0bama son of Jesus and Mary Magdalene
Obama Named
“Father of Our Country,” Washington Stripped of Title
BREAKING: Obama and the Autobots defeat Megatron and
Decepticon
BREAKING: Obama
take home the gold for the 400-meter low hurdles at the 2016 Summer Olympics
(Rio)
Obama awarded 10
Gold Medals in 2016 Olympics!
BREAKING: Barack
Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
BREAKING: Obamah Wins
4th NASCAR Championship in Single Season
BREAKING: Obama
Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone...of Himself.
BREAKING: Obama
Named Gun Salesman of the Year
BREAKING: Obama
Wins Wiener Dog Nationals
BREAKING:
Michelle Obama wins Best in Show
BREAKING: OBAMA
AWARDED THE ST LOUIS RAMS--PROMISES TO LET OTHER TEAMS WIN!!
BREAKING: Obama
Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
BREAKING: Obama
Crowned Miss America 2011 (with photo)
BREAKING: Obama
awarded Presidents Cup
BREAKING: OBAMA
WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
BREAKING: It's
official! Obama = Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
BREAKING: Obama
to be new Jack Bauer on '24'
BREAKING: Obama
the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
BREAKING Obama to
dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
BREAKING: OBAMA
DEFEATS TRUMAN
IT'S OFFICIAL:
Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Barack Obama Wins
Pre-Emptive Title of "2010 Playmate of the Year"
Obama named
"Most Conservative Politician Ever"
Obama climbs Mt
Everest wearing shorts and joker T-shirt--weather tropical, proves global
warming
Barack Obama's
New World Record: Jumps Five Sharks!
Historical
Document Uncovered: "Obama Slapped King George III"
Obama Named CEO
of Campbell Soups - Mmmm Mmmm Good
OBAMA NAMED NEW
VIAGRA SPOKESMAN
Obama wins
"Best Bloke in the Universe" - Soundly defeats Ace Rimmer
Very Few People
Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Obama Declared
Governor of Earth
NASA Reveals
-- Man In The Moon is Barack Obama
Obama takes first
steps on Mars! World holds it breath
BREAKING: OBAMA
DISCOVERS HOW TO FLY TO MARS FOR $79.99 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP
…and many many more unbelievable headlines from our friends at FreeRepublic