Jim Holperin:  Bureaucrat To The Rescue

 

by Kerry Thomas

September 10, 2008

 

 

According to the Lakeland Times, the Minocqua Economic Development Task Force seems to be concerned about a lack of high-speed internet accessibility in the area.  They must have missed Jim Holperin’s June 4 press release.

 

Holperin announced he plans to assure high speed internet access to every home and business in the 12th Senate District by 2012.

 

Holperin said that within 60 days of taking office he would select and convene a task force on rural internet connectivity.  Holperin said he would then ask the panel to develop a plan to assure universal high speed internet service to every home and business in the Senate district by 2012.

 

I’m hoping the task force can develop several other creative and effective incentives for private sector companies to extend service to every northwoods business and resident that wants high speed internet,” Holperin said.

 

According to Jim Holperin, “a government/private sector partnership is inevitable.”

 

Hmmm, seems to me we just saw how well these things work.  Have you read anything lately about Freddie Mac or Fannie Mae?

 

And if experience is any sort of a guide, my guess is that any government-sponsored universal high-speed internet service will be about as efficient and reliable as any other government service.  And you think your internet customer service is bad now.

 

And who’s going to pay for this “universal high speed internet service?”  Is it going to be a new right, just like universal health care?

 

I guess Jim Holperin really doesn’t have a plan.  Oh, but he’s going to convene a task force to look at the problem.  The task force will then come up with a plan that Holperin can take credit for.

 

What’s really amusing in all of this is that high speed internet service is already available throughout the northwoods, and the entire continental United States via satellite.  I’ve had my high-speed satellite internet service in rural Sayner since 2003.  Many people here in the northwoods are utilizing their cellular phone service to access the internet at DSL or higher speeds.  Still other companies are already exploring the feasibility of wireless high-speed internet service, and moving ahead with preliminary planning for tower siting and FCC frequency licensing.

 

High-speed internet access is already available throughout much of Vilas and Oneida Counties through the local phone and cable companies.  Additionally, over in Florence County, the Niagara Telephone Company already offers high-speed internet access for nearly all of Florence County except for the two western-most towns in the county.  Florence County has an average of three homes per square mile.

 

These and other companies are utilizing provisions of the 1936 Rural Electrification Act to help defray the costs of providing these services to rural communities.  If you have a phone, a little item known as the universal service fee shows up on your bill every month.  You’re already paying to subsidize the service nationwide, whether you use it or not.

 

So, once again, we have an example of a career government bureaucrat proposing to study the problem and come up with a solution years from now.  Meanwhile, the private sector has already found workable solutions to the problem.

 

The reason the internet has been such a successful application of technology is because of the lack of government interference in the medium.  The only way it will remain successful is by keeping the government bureaucrats away as long as possible.

 

While liberal, oops, I mean Progressive, Democrat bureaucrats like Jim Doyle and his hand-picked candidate Jim Holperin like to talk about progress, free-market capitalists and entrepreneurs in the private sector are actually making progress.

 

When it comes to computer technology, the processing speed doubles every eighteen months.  With advances that fast, the ability of the private sector to overcome the challenges to “universal” high-speed internet access in rural Wisconsin will double, then double again, and double yet once more before Jim Holperin’s task force of government bureaucrats will even be able to put their by then obsolete plan together.

 

And because they will be government bureaucrats, their plan will still be in printed format on paper, awaiting the proper hearings and amendments before anything is ever accomplished.