You Have the Right to Remain Silent

 

by Kerry Thomas

March 18, 2010

 

 

How much of your private information are you going to give to a total stranger this year?

 

Your government is spending millions of your tax dollars trying to convince you to voluntarily reveal all sorts of otherwise private information about yourself and everyone who lives in your home, all as part of the census.

 

You do have to tell these government bureaucrats how many people live in your home.  But that’s all.  The Constitution requires an enumeration, nothing more.  And the reason for such an enumeration is to apportion seats in the U.S. House of Representatives.

 

Article 1, Section 2 of the Constitution requires “The actual Enumeration shall be made within three years after the first meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent term of ten years, in such manner as they shall by law direct. 

 

Yes, Congress has the power to direct the manner in which the enumeration is taken.  But they are only Constitutionally empowered to take an enumeration.  Any other questions are extraneous.

 

Under our Constitution, you don’t have to answer any question about your mortgage.  You don’t have to answer any questions about your name, your age, your sex, your race, or your employment.  You don’t have to answer any questions about your income, your employer, or what time you leave for work each day.

 

The Census Bureau has a catchy little Obama-esque slogan for their multi-million dollar ad campaign about “We can’t move forward until you mail it back.”  Move forward?  With what?  The fundamental transformation of America?

 

The Census Bureau is also sending out what they’re calling an American Community Survey, which asks even more invasive questions about you and your lifestyle.  They say they need this information in order to plan future community projects and to ensure adequate government services.

 

If you do answer any of these extraneous questions, you had better get them all right.  You can be charged with perjury if you give false answers.  It’s unfortunate, but most of this information is already in a public database somewhere, be it your local zoning office, voter registration rolls, or even the phone book.

 

Ironically, one salient question that is not on any of the census forms is whether or not you are a U.S. citizen.

 

The bureaucratic peons “agents” who come to your door asking these invasive questions will tell you that refusing to answer these questions could result in a $5,000 fine.  They will cite a federal law that compels you answer these questions.

 

In 2000, I placed a note on my front door for the census takers, in which I disclosed the number of persons living in my house.  When the census takers knocked on my door, they asked if the note was for them.  I answered, “Yes.”  They asked if I refused to answer any more of their questions.  I answered, “Yes.”  They thanked me and walked away.  So I can truthfully say I answered every question the census takers asked of me.

 

In the entire 220 year history of the U.S. census, there has been exactly one person charged in connection with refusing to cooperate with the census.  It was in the 1960’s and he was charged not with refusing to answer the questions but with perjury for giving false answers.

 

You see, there’s a little thing called the Fifth Amendment, which ensures your right to due process and says you can’t be compelled to testify against yourself.  Every trained law enforcement officer knows you have the right to remain silent.  Even terrorists are given Miranda rights.