Let He Who Is Without Environmental Sin…

 

by Kerry Thomas

July 6, 2007

 

 

First, I want to tip my hat to those true outdoorspeople who practice what they preach, the people who still walk to go take a walk in the woods, the ones who still row a rowboat to go fishing, the ones who walk into the woods when they go hunting (and drag their game out on foot).  The following editorial does not apply to you.

 

I had vowed to stay out of the NHAL ATV fight, because, when it comes down to it, I’m neutral on the subject.  I don’t own an ATV.  I’ve never ridden an ATV.

 

But as the anti-ATV zealots keep repeatedly preaching their hypocritical sermons to me, knowing full welll my position, in their futile effort to convert me to their quasi-religion, I’ve reached the point where I can’t politely hold my tongue any longer.

 

From my perspective, every sport has it’s enthusiasts and it’s detractors.  Personally, I enjoy golf, can’t stand tennis.  But I don’t think I have the right to tell a tennis enthusiast they shouldn’t enjoy their sport, any more than I would want a tennis enthusiast to tell me I shouldn’t enjoy golf.

 

I don’t expect you to modify your behavior to suit my tastes.  If something you do offends me, I don’t have a right to use the force of law to compel you to change your behavior.  I either have to live with it, or engage you in a conversation to work out our differences.  If you won’t listen to reason, and insist on arguing from a position rooted in emotion and hypocrisy, we will have to agree to disagree.

 

If you hate ATVs that much, I’d rather you be honest about it and say you just plain hate ATVs.  You don’t have to give me the full song and dance routine about how they’re so dangerous and damaging to the environment.

 

The arguments against ATVs usually go something like this:  They’re noisy.  They pollute.  They’re dirty.  They’re dangerous.  They ruin the environment.  They cause erosion.  They kill children.  And the newest one, they spread aquatic invasives.

 

Funny thing is about these arguments, quite a few people making them have never actually seen an ATV in operation, causing all these problems.  They’ve seen it in pictures or movies, from somewhere else, but have never actually witnessed one in person.

 

The argument about “they kill children” often cites statistics where “children” are as old as 17 years of age.  And if “killing children” is the basis of the argument, then we’d better outlaw automobiles, too.

 

Of course, most of these same arguments can be used against just about any other form of mechanized sport.

 

Pick your favorite outdoor mechanized sport.  Go back and substitute the word “snowmobiles” in place of ATV.  Or motorboats.  Or  personal watercraft.  Or motorcycles.  Or go karts.  Or 4X4s.  You can do the same with lawn mowers, chainsaws, leaf blowers, snow blowers, or even logging trucks.

 

Let’s take snowmobiles.  Back in the 1950’s & 60’s, these same arguments were used vociferously against snowmobiles.  They were too loud, too smelly, too dangerous, polluted the environment, and caused erosion.

 

So what happened?

 

Snowmobile enthusiasts organized themselves and began to work with law enforcement authorities and the public to map out and maintain a trail system.  Rules were established to help regulate snowmobile operation.  The machines improved over time.  Training programs taught newcomers to the sport the responsibilities that were expected of them.

 

You will still find people who are adamantly opposed to snowmobiles and snowmobilers.  There are still snowmobilers who operate their machines irresponsibly.  But the little invention Carl Eliason came up with, born of necessity, to enable him to traverse the snow-covered Northwoods has, for the most part, come of age and become an acceptable sport.

 

Imagine what the Northwoods winter economy would be like if we banned snowmobiles.

 

Boats are the leading cause of transmission of aquatic invasives.  Irresponsible boaters are dangerous.  Outboard motors pollute.  Speedboats cause shoreline erosion.  Should we ban motorboats?

 

Ever seen someone take a truck back into the woods to gather a load of wood?  Ever seen such a truck come back out of the woods all muddy?  Do you suppose that driver went back and filled in the mudhole he drove through, or the ruts he made in the mud?  No?  Better outlaw that one, too.

 

I know a number of people who drive golf carts along town streets and snowmobile trails.  They’re not licensed for street operation.  Do we now tell these people they can’t drive their golf carts anywhere but on a golf course?

 

When I was a kid I loved riding my bike through a deep mudpuddle, created by logging trucks on a dirt road.  (Should I even raise the idea of a paved bike trail?)  My bike got really dirty and muddy (as did I).  So I rode it into a lake to wash off the mud.  If kids still do that today, maybe we need to ban bicycles, and kids.

 

The sounds of shotguns and rifles echoing through the woods in the Fall spoils the “sounds of nature.”  Same with lawn mowers & leaf blowers.  Should that be a reason we ban hunting, lawn mowers & leaf
blowers?

 

What about the use of ATVs by disabled hunters?  Or the aging outdoor enthusiast who now uses an ATV to get firewood from the forest?  Or just to get out into the woods (because walking is now difficult)?

 

I recently read one letter that referred to the NHAL Forest as an “unspoiled ecosystem.”  So I guess the logging and railroads 100 years ago and the ongoing logging efforts today haven’t spoiled the ecosystem?  I suppose the DNR’s engineering projects on various area bodies of water over the years hasn’t spoiled the ecosystem?  I suppose other aspects of our modern lifestyle have had no impact on the Forest either?

 

The way some of these anti-ATV zealots are carrying on, you’d think one ATV driving through one small stream would make all the water in the NHAL unfit for human consumption.  I don’t recall any such outcry in the 1980’s when every teenage male up here was driving his motorcross motorcycle through the NHAL, crossing creeks and tearing up the trails.

 

Use of our natural resources is not abuse of the environment.  And contrary to popular opinion, humans are a part of the environment, not apart from it.  Everything we do has some impact on the environment.  (How much CO2 will you emit just reading this editorial?)

 

How do you manage to travel through the NHAL Forest?  Do you know how many miles of paved roads (and now paved bicycle trails) run through the NHAL Forest?  If you’ve ever been to (or live in) any of the small towns here, chances are pretty good that you’ve traveled on a road built through the Forest.  Do you suppose those roads and the vehicles that travel them might “spoil” the NHAL ecosystem in some way?  Maybe we need to rethink that one, too.

 

The Northern Highland American Legion State Forest is public property, ostensibly owned by the People of Wisconsin.  All of us.  Prohibiting one class of mechanized recreational use while permitting other classes isn’t quite racism, but it’s close.

 

Like illegal aliens, ATVs are a reality that aren’t going away.  According to official DNR registration records, as of April 11, 2007 there were 629,024 boats, 234,819 ATVs and 206,013 snowmobiles registered in Wisconsin.  ATV owners pay an annual registration fee, similar to those paid by boat and snowmobile owners. 

 

If we continue to allow boats & snowmobiles in the NHAL, ATVs should be afforded the same privilege.